LEAKED: Secret Sara Lee Marketing Memo.
“Warning: We are about to enter the strange arena of marketing, where fictional worlds are conjured up out of whole cloth for the sole purpose of moving goods.”
Holy crap, some of us didn’t even know the pound-cake people were in the meat business. But apparently they’re getting into “pure-play meat,” as pointy-headed MBAs put it. MBAs and porn producers.
Whoa. Not surprised, but can we please learn up those who choose “not to know”??!!!!